Shoe Love from two mes

I am having a minor shoe love attack from two different sides. There is a  me who is all about girly, shiny, cutesy, pretty things. And then there is another me who is into everything campy, natural, and rough. Actually there are quite a few different mes between there as well.

Kate Spade Charm Heels - $325

Free People  Shearling Tie Ankle Boot- $468

Both- Entirely unattainable.